What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the appeal of vampire stories and why are they popular in various forms of media?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone

No, not a chance

So they tried

Scientists identify time and location of first humans who made tools and harpoons out of whale bones - Earth.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Next, they tried...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why can’t Trump campaign on the real issues facing America rather than insulting the character of VP Harris? Does MAGA actually believe this tactic will work?

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading